In One, Out The Other

Here's one they don't tell you at Birth U. - a baby in the act of feeding is very likely to produce massive poop and gas explosions at the same time.  Yes, folks, there's something about a kid chugging milk/formula that relaxes him to the point where he let's it all go.  A-L-L go.

Funnily enough, the whole affair kindles in me a strange sense of pride.  After all, a ten second, eight octave blast isn't something that you hear every day.  Unless, of course, you have a two-week old baby or happen to live with those girls from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.

Unfortunately, the mood is always spoiled and it all ends badly.  My poor, milk-drunk and totally relaxed son needs his diaper to be changed.  And, unfortunately, he doesn't enjoy that very much.

Comments

[KC]

I doubt I've found any other blogger who hyperlinks as much as you do, dude. A post about gas and poop, and you have 6 links in it :) Nice job. Few people can keep up with the standard you set.

-- Keith

[Daddy]

Hey, it's a "Web" for a reason, right? ; )